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Performance and Evaluation Review Technical Terms



Interpreting Job Performance Evaluation Terms

Good communication skills = spends a lot of time on the phone

Average employee = not too bright

Exceptionally well qualified = made no major blunders yet

Work is first priority = too ugly to get a date

Active socially = drinks a lot

Family is active socially = spouse drinks, too

Independent worker = nobody knows what he/she does

Quick thinking = offers plausible excuses

Careful thinker = won’t make a decisions,  logic on difficult jobs = gets someone else to do it

Expresses themselves well = speaks English meticulous attention to detail = a nit picker

Has leadership qualities = is tall or has a loud voice

Exceptionally good judgment = lucky

Keen sense of humour = knows a lot of dirty jokes

Career minded = back stabber

Loyal = can’t get a job anywhere else

It should be pointed out that the end result of these searched for terms , and personality types elucidated by these wonderful tests ( if the tests are accurate by any means in the real world at all)  , will result in a whole host of  odd almost anti-social, if not deranged individuals , who will be of little value to the firm or workplace and indeed will serve as dead wiehgt and a deterrent to any productive work at all.  One might think that the firm or firms are searching for the likes of Charles Mansion , the Son of Sam or the Zodiac Killer themselves.

Indeed perhaps they have had inadvertently hired the Zodiac already and he is standing beside you as  your very  boss.

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