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Sending An Automated Scheduled email to Make Your Boss think that You are working 24/7
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If you really want to impress your stupid boss to confirm to him that he is the smartest person in the world , the greatest taskmaster since the Pharaohs and that he is so effective as a boss that he has you working 24/7 here is an idea for you. Use Outlook Express to schedule and email at a time well past the working hours (say 4:27 am). You can be either safely in bed at this time or better yet out partying on company expense account funds (like he isn’t).
Write an email message after lunch, but configure Microsoft Outlook to “send the message “at the appointed time – at this point the choice being 4; 27 am. This trick (or wise tactic) will only work with the premium product Microsoft Outlook – not the freebie Outlook Express that comes with the Microsoft Windows. If Microsoft Outlook is not installed in your computer have IT install this essential necessary program. If it’s not on the company list (yet) use your social engineering skills with your stupid boss to do so. . The most amazing part is how self gratifying it if for most bosses. They will lap it up in a second. After it is only reassurance of what they know best – how powerful and effective they are. The problem is that they may well view their ultimate effectiveness and value to the company by how hard they can drive their people, and how hated they are.
Step one is simple enough: write your email message. You can refer to the fact that it’s quite late/early if you want (in case they don’t read the time it was emailed). Perhaps you could write something like:
“Well it took me more than four hours to crunch these numbers (finished at 4: 10 am – !) But wanted you to have this when you got into the office.” You further want to let him know that it took you 20 minutes to figure out how to send this simple email – further corroborating at how unintelligent you are and by converse how sophisticated and smart “management” is
When you’re finished writing your text, click the “Options” button in Outlook, and from the list of delivery options, click the box beside the words: “Do not deliver before.” Here you can select the date and time for when this message should be delivered.
Once a date and time is chosen, the last step is to click “Close” and then “Send.” You should see this email message pending in your Outbox folder! Smarter than the average bear.
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